porcelain-panic:

Let’s flirt. Send me the most awkward pickup line you can to my ask box.



porcelain-panic:

Pretty and unwanted.

Anonymous asked:
yo gurl are u a supermodel cuz u should come walk on my runway but instead of walk do a secks ;) get it like supermodel=runway cause they walk on runways when they do shows?? and a runway is da penes in this context.

Hahaha I got that. I’m not that blonde XD Major props for originality. Haha






what-the-hells-going-on:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS



t-h-e—moth-queen:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca)



peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"