Let’s flirt. Send me the most awkward pickup line you can to my ask box.
yo gurl are u a supermodel cuz u should come walk on my runway but instead of walk do a secks ;) get it like supermodel=runway cause they walk on runways when they do shows?? and a runway is da penes in this context.
Hahaha I got that. I’m not that blonde XD Major props for originality. Haha
Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog.
THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
I thought you said beheaded
that would not be an accident